You should never eat them playing Craps in Vegas. I hear you like to throw them instead of dice.
NEVER eat them off a SIDEWALK....that's just nasty!
SWALLOW IT WHOLE...
put chocolate on them, its not really good
Bite one of the edges purposely to feel pain because it happened to me and it hurts
Sit on them.
Try to eat them while running on a treadmill.
Feed them to a newborn.
Etc. Etc...
You should never use them as birth control...
Eat them outside their expiry date?
Never leave any on your plate
Never use it as your body scrub or steam them.
I know I dont eat them in public i double up on the chili and jalepenos and cheese, never eat them standing up either! or without a papertowel (napkin) isnt gonna hold up for nachos
put them in your eyes
Dip them in fromunda cheese.
they dont work well as suppositories ill tell ya that much, what a lousy experience that was
boil them
try to pass them off as anal beads...
You should never try to use it as a mobile phone. They don't have numbers buttons and they can not connect to the network. They don't have a communication circuitry afterall.
Throwing them in the garbage is something that one should never do with nachos.
* never return to a lit nacho
* never use a nacho as a bookmark
* never try to approach a nacho without the correct protective clothing
* never use a nacho to patch up a hole in a tyre
* never try to eat more than four nachos at a time without undertaking the correct health and safety course.
OMG Johnny!^..lol..oh thats just so wrong!
While playing poker,it interferes with my poker face,not to mention marking the cards with cheese!..=)
stick them up your nose and crush them. I saw a kid do that once with a goldfish cracker and I think he regretted it when pieces got stuck.