SURVEY: What should you NEVER do with a Turkey on Thanksgiving?!
Question: Touch it with your wiener! I guess you probably shouldn't ever do that!
Answers: Touch it with your wiener! I guess you probably shouldn't ever do that!
Use the turkey baster for personal use.
hump it
Stick it on your head.
Never bathe with it... makes your skin smell.
Spank it.
should never put it in a cold oven , it just wont cook
let him gobble you
Shave the with turkey with shaving cream.
Try to eat the whole turkey by yourself.
On the more serious side, you should never try to "deep fry"
your turkey. Have you any idea how many houses burned
down last year, when everyone tried it?
If you really want deep fried turkey, have someone who knows what to do, preferably not in your house, do it for you.
Have a great holiday.
Phyllis g.
play it as a musical instrument
never baste the turkey with ur tounge in the hiney hiney hole. lol liek on scary movie 2
keep it all for yourself( you should share it with the less fortunate!)
Leave the head attached...?
NEVER give it away! Eat that Mo Fo....lol
Never take it to Vegas as a gambling partner.
Never take a shot of Wild Turkey Honey with it, it doesn't like cannibalism.