This is not good. Only 24 hours to go, and the turkey is ruined....?!
Question: Yah, you guessed it, Yidiot and Johnny Trash.
They broke in last night and were doing whiskey shots out of the turkey's asss.
Then they started playing "Stuff The Turkey".
That's all well and good, but the morons tried "stuffing the turkey" at the same time and got "tangled" up.
We ended up in the Emergency room to have the turkey surgically removed.
What now?
Answers: Yah, you guessed it, Yidiot and Johnny Trash.
They broke in last night and were doing whiskey shots out of the turkey's asss.
Then they started playing "Stuff The Turkey".
That's all well and good, but the morons tried "stuffing the turkey" at the same time and got "tangled" up.
We ended up in the Emergency room to have the turkey surgically removed.
What now?
Sure the turkeys removed, but what about the microsurgery to untangle Yidiot and Johnny?
i guess its a good thing im on a diet
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... I can sacrifice myself... I've gained a few lbs, so i should be juicy.
Oh I saw that coming, never trust those two with any kinda meat and booze
get a nice canned ham, and hope for the best
Come on over , I've got plenty !
you can come have some of my breasts - i mean turkey breast
they didn't cream the potatoes, too, did they????
There's always the dumpster behind Rotten Ron's (McDonalds). The food is just as fresh as the over-the-counter stuff, but free.
lol awww i have some turkey and ham if you want some
lol, i'm picturing two dogs hung up right now
Buk you know there's plenty of room at my table and you are always welcome to join us.
If the ER doctors already carved it...lets eat!
Time to pop open the Spam!
Not to worry. I have twenty pounds of tofu and cranberries.
Well, the main thing is that they are okay. Just grill some hot-dogs and be thankful you are all alive.
They were drinking Wild Turkey, werent they!
nothing wrong with some turkey and special gravy!
Mold the Spam into a turkey shape!
For heavens sake!...Is there any whiskey left?
wash it off and serve it. (but i think i'll cancel my seat at your table)
let's eat johnny!
Sounds like that never-aired episode of Mr. Bean.
Go buy one of those turkey rolls that they sell at the 7/11....get everyone drunk and feed it to them they will never know the difference...
Let your slightly retarded friend cook it. I'm sure he's ideas we'll never conceive of in an entire lifetime.
I guess the case of Bootleg Georgia Moon Corn Whiskey we got aging in the tool shed will have to suffice in this situation...
No carving needed...
Until we start the fun...
Well, we have 2 turkeys this year one that we are going to smoke and one that will be cooked regular. Perhaps I'll let you have one but keep those freaks away from it please!
Common sense would tell you no turkey takes 39 hours to violate...I mean, cook. Hope you got pictures. Forward and I'll add the "Priceless" text and send them back.
How were the turky-*** shots? Pungent?
i guess that leaves us with just the sausage stuffing! they are going to pay for this!!!!
Sounds like you're gonna be thanking China again tomorrow .....
Still wondering in my mind where those Mon-arks first
Baked that Hawk of a bird
Maybe its way Back in history before the Pill-grimes
introduced us to black Cloth and Purely white Hats&aprons
Strong on their Backs on their Dolly as TO defend
whom You or Her..
WELL IT WAS COOKED IN A CLAY POT
and whom cooked it was the real Indians
as To strike that Fire at that tail of a Match
You fogot to Mention only The Chiefs Naked Truth
are HONORED THE feathers,
as in Ophry & Obam Ban'ess got reservations tonight
7-8 it;s Rack of Lamb The real spice in the wool
its warmth Heck EVER pull a Donkey BY theTail
You Have to be a Jack;*** to be as smart,,
try a Cow Bell .,, GONG watch the Heard on the bottom of the hill as in Jack & Jill in the nursery of the Mind of
in tell electric relations now you can go fill the bucket
as your sore butt for sitting on tom cat as in Snooping
Around with the Gang-Darn,Nets
Soccer to me with that Gig Celebrities Dancing.
Did You Watch that ,WAVE,,,MAKES YOU FEEL PROUD !!
whatever you do, don't show them a Jenny-O Turkey Roll, that would cause some serious problems....