My window's making funny noises, uh oh?!
Question: My window doesn't shut all the way, and we have a storm going on. It makes it sound like a cyclone out there. I was scared enough of the thunder, but now I'm super scared. What should I do? There's no duct tape in the house, and I can't sleep in another room. Is it the wind monsters coming to take me hostage. I don't want to be caught up in this government conspiracy with the wind monsters. I just don't, ok. If I tell them that will they leave me alone?
Answers: My window doesn't shut all the way, and we have a storm going on. It makes it sound like a cyclone out there. I was scared enough of the thunder, but now I'm super scared. What should I do? There's no duct tape in the house, and I can't sleep in another room. Is it the wind monsters coming to take me hostage. I don't want to be caught up in this government conspiracy with the wind monsters. I just don't, ok. If I tell them that will they leave me alone?
You'll need to write them a harsh letter stating your desire to NOT get involved with the wind monster project the government is working on. Once on their list, they take you out of harm by placing you in a soft room, with walls made of pillows. And the best part, there's no windows. So the wind monster can't possibly take you hostage. Isn't the government great?
Good luck. I know what you're going through. I really do.
just throw rocks at them.
=)
oh sorry it was me, didnt know it bothered you lol!
They're chanting,
"Become one of us."
It seems they wish to eat your soul.
You better join them, and quick.
Oh yes, just tell them and they will leave you alone.
but then you'll be alone.
It's probably that serial killer on the loose.
DoooooDoooooDooooooDoooooo
You are now entering a dimension known as the Twilight Zone.
CALM DOWN!! IT IS NOT WIND MONSTER SEASON!! SOMETIMES THE STORMS BRING US GOOD THINGS, LIKE THE FEELING OF JUST BEING ALIVE!! I LOVE A GOOD STORM, THE LIGHTENING IS BEAUITIFUL, AND THUNDERS RUMBLE IS SOOTHING TO ME. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Maybe you found your boogy monster you once were told about as a child.