Having established...?!
Question: .... in my last question that many of you can be bought for sex ...... I have decided to dispense with chat up lines and simply start every conversation with a member of the opposite sex with "Excuse me, how much do you charge?"
How long will my family jewels remain intact?
Answers: .... in my last question that many of you can be bought for sex ...... I have decided to dispense with chat up lines and simply start every conversation with a member of the opposite sex with "Excuse me, how much do you charge?"
How long will my family jewels remain intact?
I like to use the line, ' If you tell anyone I'll hurt your mummy and daddy.'
Any correct answer will be in minutes - not hours.
Invest in sports protective devices.
not very.....u will be operated upon to get 'em outta your stomach.
if your are going to do that you might want to wear a box
some one has taken my name
and bull s any time
If I'm any judge - probably four seconds.
you'll probably need to have them surgically removed........ your balls will get kicked up into your body
At least you said "excuse me", that will buy you a couple of seconds...
Lol you really do like to live dangerously don't you.
You might just hit the spot there ang get your wish.
if it only works 1 in 100 trys your sex life will be 100%better .lol
I would not mind as i am a taxi driver.
did i answer that question?