If you were to write a personal ad about yourself what would you say?!


Question: Lot of miles, not too much damage. Runs great and purrs like a kitten. Able to go from 0 to 60 in .3 seconds. Many options. For a test drive call (432) 765-4321.

Pre-approval required. Please bring your three most recent paystubs and six personal references. Be prepared for a urinalysis and blood test.

Total losers need not apply, but my cousin Eugenia is available. See photo.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/m...


Answers: Lot of miles, not too much damage. Runs great and purrs like a kitten. Able to go from 0 to 60 in .3 seconds. Many options. For a test drive call (432) 765-4321.

Pre-approval required. Please bring your three most recent paystubs and six personal references. Be prepared for a urinalysis and blood test.

Total losers need not apply, but my cousin Eugenia is available. See photo.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/m...

"you do not want to call this number"

not only is it true, but you wouldn't believe how well reverse psychology works.

I'd say:

FOR SALE. One boy, 33 yo, clean, healthy, honest, hard worker, well to do. Comes with daughter and two cats.

or maybe I'd say:

I'm a swell chap, take home and meet the folks, long-term marriage type material. You'd be lucky to find a guy like me. There aren't enough good things to say about me. So I'm just not going to say any of them. Go ahead. Make that call. I could be the one!

or may I'd say:

You're a wonderful girl. You're practically perfect in every way. You deserve the absolute best. Why don't you give me a call?

My Name is Hillary! I pretty much love the great things in life starting with Music, Poetry, Butterflies. more then anything I love to have fun (which happens to get me in trouble occasionaly)! I live a tottaly screwed up life and I know I could never be anyones constant. I learned the secret to love, sex and commitment. All you have to do is wait. Wait for the right one, dont try to hard and dont let your mind rule your heart because God would never let a burning heart turn in to ashes. Im supper happy all the time with the occasional Drama Queen Coming out of me...lol. Im very open to anything but Im not gullible. Im a super free spirit and too live by these insane rules bothers me. I have high insperations for myself which is overwhelming. Eventually I'll grow out of my Save the world Fase and wake up so untill then Call me for some Fun lol!

Yes this is from my myspace profile.

Woman makes too many pies.....looking for a pie eater.

Come and get it boys.... (Man eater by Nelly Furtardo will be playing the the b/ground if its a tv commercial...Haha Ive got it ALL PLANNED OUT!)

... Loner.... need place to crash... I'll pay back with daily therapy work...

I'm bored...
I'm bored...
I'm bored...


Yeah that goes on for a pretty long time.

Hello. My name is Kelly. I am introverted and shy, but I love to laugh. I am also intelligent. Some of my hobbies include reading, writing, jogging, playing guitar, listening to music, going outside, going online, and spending time in nature. I actually like going anywhere but clubs and bars and places like that. Contact me if you are interested. 1-(000)-000-0000


LOL. We had to do one of these written in Spanish for Spanish class last year

I'm weird - I think way out of the box!
I'm silly - I laugh and cry and at the simplest and silliest things!
I like to play in the rain, love the sound of dry leaves when you step on them, I like to sing karaoke but only dance in my room, I love to read and write, I like to talk and love to listen too.... I am a walking contradiction, I do things on impulse but don't do so with money as much... I hate math but I just realized it does have use in this world...I am all this and more!!!
If you think you can handle me and everything else that comes with it, let's see if you can!

If you are looking for a lady that is in her late fifty's, and has Grey hair, but with the help of hair dye, she can pass for a blond, and if your not worried that she is quite fat, and it will take some money to keep her happy, you have found yourself a bargain, she doesn't work, so you will have to support her, she would love it if you would do a lot of the house work, and when she says do something, you better be fast about getting it done, because her present mate, hops to it when she says something.....if you can do all this then you are in luck....you can date this, old, short , fat, demanding, sometimes crabby lady....

I am just an ordinary God fearing, blue eyed Yankee, who loves animals, laughter, family, friends, fun, parties, beer, country, and beer. What can I say, I was in Germany, and you had to try the great beer over there. It's just a habit that stuck!:)

...well, not "about" me, per say, but I would like to place an ad that reads.....

Wanted: good cook needed

Sincerely,
"Shewhoburnshotdogs"
(my Indian name)

wanted dead or alive

38 Single Female
Love to laugh! Enjoy life! Love my friends and family!
If you can get past the test my friends give you then maybe we can go out for coffee. If they don't like you then good luck with your life! You better like hugs and having fun!
Oh, and I need my space! Thanks!
?D

One relationship of 42 years ended due to death of partner, my darling beloved Gwenneth. Detests partners family though has forgiven them. Bad temper. Former alcoholic and suicidally depressed.
Now 63 and finding life and love.
Rose P



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