My garden gnomes are restless and whispering behind my back..Should i be worried!
Question: According to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front which is a political movement dedicated to liberating gnomes from the gardens in which they are imprisoned, members of the liberation front remove gnomes from gardens and either take them out to the woods to set them loose, or smash them to set their spirit free
They are conspiring together at this stage and making plans . They probably have underground hide outs in inconspicuous places. Most entrances can be located near the base of most mushrooms. Watch your step.
Answers: According to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front which is a political movement dedicated to liberating gnomes from the gardens in which they are imprisoned, members of the liberation front remove gnomes from gardens and either take them out to the woods to set them loose, or smash them to set their spirit free
They are conspiring together at this stage and making plans . They probably have underground hide outs in inconspicuous places. Most entrances can be located near the base of most mushrooms. Watch your step.
WTF????? LOL
not the gnomes you have worry about,,, it's the gargoys.
Yes......in more ways than one!
Not as worried as you should be about the DUST BUNNIES under your bed!!!!
You got nothing to worry about. My gnomes do that all the time & they've been doing it for months. They're all talk and no aoawehi;o hOhheell;pp! hELP!!! MEEE!!! COaaaaaaaaaaaa... nomes1111
definately...run, run, as fast as you can....oh wait that was the gingerbread man wasn't it......
Run Forrest! Run!!!!!!
sounds like they are getting ready to attack.just call the pizza delivery guy to come to your house(he will distract them) then run out the door get into your car and start running them over.that might work? :)
no man. they want you. its harmless. you should embrace them for a little little. then when you're done just go to sleep. they don't care
Keep your eyes on them, they`re after you drugs. No they aren`t. Yes they are. Shhh! They will hear you.
Mine do the same thing. If it's freezing cold outside there like it is here in Michigan, just spray them down with the hose for about 20 minutes and show them who's boss.
That, or give them all their own bottle of Jack Daniels and they'll be cool with ya. Hey, it worked for my gnomes