So how was it that she was there with you?!
Question: Huh? answer me now!
Answers: Huh? answer me now!
Well, we were on the school bus when it flipped over cuz of that drunk idiot truck driver, and she got impaled in a freak calculator accident when the bus stopped, so I had to rush her to the hospital, but unfortunately the hospital was overrun with zombies, so I had to rush her to the witch doctor while giving random headshots to the zombies following us, and then i had to go do a favor for the witch doctor, and get him some bananas from the grocery store, so he stiched her up and got her healed, but then she slipped on the banana peel so we went to burger king to get a burger, and then you came in and asked that.
she's my sister
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You talkin 2 me?
Siamese twins..
Pure brilliance
OMG WHO???....not like a ghost right?......*backs away*
Who are you talking about?
She gave me one lap dance that's it
Cuz we're conjoined twins.