I wonder what made SANTA so FAT?!
Question: WHAt a prime example he is.
Answers: WHAt a prime example he is.
us Americans feed him A LOT of cookies.
Cookies
cookies most likely
by eating all the little kids who weren't nice
probably milk and cookies
All the cookies.
DUH!
I always wondered how he could fit down chimney's. Or how he got my front door unlocked because we were too poor to have a fire place.
All the 2% milk along with all the cookies from around the world.
He has to eat all the bad elves!
Cookies. Lots and lots of cookies.
'Ya know, it's people like him that have lead folks like the Cookie Monster down the road to cookie-related obesity.
some people may say cookies, some might say he isn't getting any from mrs. clause but i say.... He's a fat lazy man who needs not to work only but on one day of the year.
i think the image of santa as a plump old man in a red suit was created by coca-cola.
Setting on his but all year while the elves make all the toys and eating all those cookies when he does his one night a year job.
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Cut the guy some slack....
You know how cold it is at the north pole?
I'm guessing thats why he doesn't excercise much...and I'm guessing once a year he has a 24 hour, twelve million calorie cookie binge.
That stuff catches up to ya - and lets face it - its part of the job.
Santa drinks beer aswell
From eating so many cookies.
It was the cookies and milk. Not to mention he outsourced his manufacturing to the elves. The only work he does these days is filling out naughty/nice lists.