Iffin I wuz to git hitched to Farmer Crabtree (after his quickie deevorce from G!
Question: At first, he suggested overalls, but I ain't no hick tramp...then he promised he'd change his unnerware. If he's gonna be so fancy, wut shud I do???
Halp!!!
Answers: At first, he suggested overalls, but I ain't no hick tramp...then he promised he'd change his unnerware. If he's gonna be so fancy, wut shud I do???
Halp!!!
Jus make shore ya take all the hay outta yor hair so's it kin be extra purdy for him. You may wanna chew on it first, though, to freshen yor breath and make it real sweet. And look out back o' the trailer yonder an' let's see if'n we's kin git you a pair of bloomers. Rae Jean is always throwin 'em out thar after a visit from one o' her male suitors. Aw, shux, mebbe we kin even fin' you a mighty fine dress down at the Mom-n-Pop Store. Farmer Crabtree ain't gonna be the only fancy one thar, making you look like a fenced coondog in the pale moonlight!
Wear a flour sack
awww heck, why not that purtty dress you wore at the square dance????
i have no idea
lol.
I think you should go down to the five and dime and buy you some new duds girlie! I hear he likes flannel tops and wear your hair in braids to the side.
your leetle black dress?
A checkered number all flowing and sassie not tarty he has good taste.
Ain't nuthin better n yur berthday suit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ZnJvtNV...
Granny: "I'll cut you! Bich!"
Well Honey I'd Just Wear Your
going to church Sunday Wear.
Try your best Sunday calico and a bright new white bonnet. Have the folks bring along the old church dulcimer and sing sumthin' purty.
[VA girl's done got it right, iff'n one o them bloomers gots a stain in it ya'll kin jest cut it out 'n make a nice slit you crochet around as sumthin' extra speshul fer the weddin night, Go to Dixie Queen fer their matchin luggage, they's more cullerful.]
[Done see'd ole Greenjeans in his union suit and altogethers, Granny ain't gettin much o'nuthin'.]
LMFAOARITA!!!!
Wear a red tube top, white mini skirt and red high heels with white laced socks. Santa hat is optional.
go for a weyding dress with a big bang. Deep V-neck Victorian style with a long slit in the back, back which should be backless up to your waist. Vutt, dont forgit to wear them thawngs so dat wen u vend over, Mr. Farmer Crabtree wud not luk at ur honors of maids, he'll be all eyes on you with a little creem in the unnerpants....ya know wat i am saying here maggoo?
Mr. Marty, you almost got me choking on my ownself from laughing!!!
This is the best question and set of answers i have ever seen for a little while...
put on some clean underwear too so you can match. and remember, grocery bags from the same store make a great set of matching luggage for the honeymoon.