Why do roaches always hang on your telephone cord when you smash them?!
Question: Ew, Michael, where do you come up with this stuff?!? Gross!!
It's time you invest in a cordless phone!
Answers: Ew, Michael, where do you come up with this stuff?!? Gross!!
It's time you invest in a cordless phone!
they eat it
They are praying that you will let them live.
I've never had that problem
They want to hold on to their lifeline.
They are trying to call 911 to report you.