Can I volunteer to be placed in the Witness Protection Program so that I can liv!


Question: Well, come on down! Where I live, I can't say where for obvious reasons, there are quite a number of other families in the program. Heck, we even have a bowling league. I'm telling you, it is living large down here. Just last month a new fellow moved in. He was given a double wide (with air too!) and fully landscaped front yard and a pool in the back. Of course he is a bit standoffish. But once he qiuts cleaning his guns, I expect he'll be just another regular neighbor.
But I'm telling you, we are just one big happy "family".


Answers: Well, come on down! Where I live, I can't say where for obvious reasons, there are quite a number of other families in the program. Heck, we even have a bowling league. I'm telling you, it is living large down here. Just last month a new fellow moved in. He was given a double wide (with air too!) and fully landscaped front yard and a pool in the back. Of course he is a bit standoffish. But once he qiuts cleaning his guns, I expect he'll be just another regular neighbor.
But I'm telling you, we are just one big happy "family".

If running a hardware store in the middle of Butte, Montana, is your idea of a "better" neighborhood, then go right on ahead!




You bet! If you wanna take the chance. Could you get used to living in Sh*t-Creek Mississippi, castrating pigs for a livin'?

You have to be a "Witness" to something. Why do you think its called the WITNESS Protection Program?

No, I'm afraid they will think you're nuts for even asking. They spend a lot of money to put people n the witness protection program, why would they waste the tax payers money on you just for your convenience?

...I doubt that, beside the horns are a dead give away

I take Evelyn' s point. Your horns are a dead give away.

You might have to change your name from enzyme to hmmm... catalyst?



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