You need to lighten up?!
Question: Come on who out there needs a little lift?bit a stress relief anybody?
Answers: Come on who out there needs a little lift?bit a stress relief anybody?
i could use some cheering up...why didnt u tell a joke....
Me.
probably wouldn't hurt. sure, please.
Yes, let's have a sing song, that usually works for me!
I can definitely lighten up a little bit.
thnx......but i'm already lighten up
so can i help u in lifting others.....
come on everyone !! cheer up
ya-I wish (long story)
i know i know i have to lay off the mint choc chip ice cream & potato chips....but they taste so good!
ok, here's a joke about why we should never distract a driver
A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.
The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.
"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.
"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."
i sure could do with a holiday,before the Chrissy hols,its been hectic here and will be busy over the schools hols.rest rest rest.cheers :)
i do
I would love a massage, how about you??
lighten up? .... jesus christ ... no offence but shut the hell up
i f*cking hate ppl that tell me to lighten up
I do! I'm so stressed I have a mouth ulcer! Too much going on at once (again) and I can't do as much about it as I would like! Gah! Why does everything always happen at once!
Hell fuckin no. why would I.
Edit: I am intense to start with, its my nature. If I lightened up, I would not be me. My intensity is not stress. My life is an awsome adventure. Opps I dint scope the joke, Guess its on me now.
I'm okay
haven't read it yet... sorry...
i will when car gets her mot done
yes please
Don't happy............ be happy. Hate that song by the way
Well, O.K., how do u purpose to do it. Daytime I'm too busy, night time O.K.
indicated always alert, even with a small displacement.
Polite greet from speelseegel; Belgium.