Do you think my co-workers are Hypocrites and going to hell the very second they!


Question: All my co-workers are so jealous of me its disturbing....yeasterday i found a box of rat poison by my lunch (i ate anyway i was hungry) and when i asked about it they were all omg we love you would would never try to hurt you(right) and then today i came in and there was razor blades rigged up on my computer chair to slice my butt (which i am sure its because i just have one asss and not two) and then when iasked they were like omg it must be your ex he is trying to kill you , but i dont have an ex, i have been married since i was 16 so are they going to hell or what? i thik they are all upset becaue i have the hairy leg and gold spandex and plus all their husbands would rather have sex with me because i have no sexual boundries....


Answers: All my co-workers are so jealous of me its disturbing....yeasterday i found a box of rat poison by my lunch (i ate anyway i was hungry) and when i asked about it they were all omg we love you would would never try to hurt you(right) and then today i came in and there was razor blades rigged up on my computer chair to slice my butt (which i am sure its because i just have one asss and not two) and then when iasked they were like omg it must be your ex he is trying to kill you , but i dont have an ex, i have been married since i was 16 so are they going to hell or what? i thik they are all upset becaue i have the hairy leg and gold spandex and plus all their husbands would rather have sex with me because i have no sexual boundries....

Yes they are honey. You just don't pay them any attention and keep doing your damn thing. I'm all turned on thinking about the gold spandex with the hairy legs . . ..?

Interesting! You should write a boook! : )

LOL...your imagination is disturbing.

Time to call Jerry Springer.

maybe its u going to hell for having hairy legs and gold spandex and no sexual boundries.

ur funny!!!! lol.

People like that need to grow up don't let them get the best of you in fact laugh along with them so they can feel rediculoiusly lame...?

Those whores are going straight to fiery damnation strapped to the back of a bile spewing demon sodomite.

It just breaks my heart when a fine young lady with no sexual bounderies gets her butt all slashed up....WHEN WILL IT END!??!?!!

i don't know about going to hell....but it may be time to switch jobs or start killing them off one by one

LOL ! Are you okay honey? You sound so confused !!!

you should prob'ly sue bill gates

yeah definitely sounds like a good possibility of jealousy on there part. but hey there are not many people around like you so it is hard to not envy you. but doing what they have done is going a bit far no matter how inventive it maybe. i just hope you are able to keep avoiding there attempts at hurting you. good luck spitty.

Aww, they are just haters. You need to get your own back. Why don't you play peace-maker by baking them a nice lovely chocolate cake with Ex-Lax frosting? mmmmm

just have fun with them

I think you should "kill them with kindness".....
I have a special recipe for some brownies that they would not soon forget.......
Peace.

Yes they are. Time for a preemptive strike. You need to buy a spear gun and lace the tips of the darts with posison and then take them out one by one from behind your desk/cubicle. They'll never know what hit them. That is why I'm the only one left working in my office. I think management may be getting suspicious after 2 weeks though.

You need to come hide out under my desk ;)

You say Hypocrites as though they're a race or somethingLOL all capitalized and chit hehe Bless your lil peapicking heart! You know as I read through the answers, you actually got some of these idiots BELIEVING what you said ! LMFAO! COWABUNGA!! That's even more frightening than the question you asked and that was pretty spooky! So ok here's what ya do....keep ya hair in rollers and the gold spandex and hairy legs (fishnets would compliment those hairy legs), load up all 12 of those kids ya got, cash ya welfare check, and just load that trailer back on its wheels and MOVE ! Find a new telemarketing firm to work in! Let them think on that for awhile! Amen, let's eat!



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