I'm not sure how I got sucked into the Secret Santa thing at my job but I wa!


Question: Part 2 of my question: (you didn't know it was a two parter, did you?)

I picked this new nurse who's name is Jill and I really want her to like me because she's the only other person here who's easy on the eyes.

On the slip of paper that you had to write your name on, was also a place to add a little note hinting as to what you would like to receive as a gift.

All she wrote on her slip was her name (Jill as mentioned earlier) and the fact that she didn't want a gift card and that she liked the color green.

Do you think that was code for she wants some weed? I'd hate to offend her but I'd also hate for her to think I was a nerd who didn't know about the finer things in life.

What do you think I should do?


Answers: Part 2 of my question: (you didn't know it was a two parter, did you?)

I picked this new nurse who's name is Jill and I really want her to like me because she's the only other person here who's easy on the eyes.

On the slip of paper that you had to write your name on, was also a place to add a little note hinting as to what you would like to receive as a gift.

All she wrote on her slip was her name (Jill as mentioned earlier) and the fact that she didn't want a gift card and that she liked the color green.

Do you think that was code for she wants some weed? I'd hate to offend her but I'd also hate for her to think I was a nerd who didn't know about the finer things in life.

What do you think I should do?

She was hinting about a threesome with me.

I drew my BOSS' name

uggh

anyhoo, test the water and just get her a bong... get the reefer later

get her a chia pet.

My work decided to ban bringing alcohol as a gift b/c we get into fights over the good shat, so i'm not playing. I'm buying a bottle of vodka and sitting outside while they play their stoopid "stealing santa" game.

eff that

Oh she meant money. Get her a green what-not from the dollar tree and put the $ in it.

Depends on what kind of person she is....does she seam like a "druggie" type?

I just love it when you say the word..sucked:)...I'm sorry but I lost my train of thought after that...

Just found out that my temp assignment ends Dec. 30th, so they better not ask me to be secret anything!

But enough about me. Maybe Jill's hint means that she prefers her weed fresh. So give her a marijuana plant. And put it in a nice decorative planter, like from Hobby Lobby or something.

I really don't care to answer your questions at this time...

I just wanted to say that when I used to work in an office, we did the Secret Santa thing... and the lady that got my name forgot to get me something, so instead she gave me 20 bucks and told me to "get yourself a nice shirt"...

I didn't buy a shirt of course... I bought a pack of cigarettes and a Frozen Coke from Burger King for my friend at the time. I can't remember what I did with the rest.

yes u should def get her some...or she could have also meant cash...either way you cant go wrong...HAHA

Oh isn't this JUST the problem with workplace crushes?

See, if you go ahead with a lovely little baggie, or simply some well-crafted spliffs, you put her in a spot. She'll HAVE to share it (unless, of course, you brought enough for the entire class), and if there are any really straight folk in the group, you guys would end up either feeding the poor person all evening, pounding on a back until the throat clears, or keeping watch over someone having a genuinely odd spiritual experience. And that means Jill could never really show her appreciation for your intelligent and insightful gift.

And, of course, "Secret Santa" offering up weed at a work holiday party might just get all of you busted. So be sure, if you do this, you STAY "Secret."

On the other hand, if she's so crass as to REALLY want money, then your swelling heart will be broken. She's just a good-looking golddigger - heck you spot those in every strip club and you want to offer yourself to someone SPECIAL.

Sooo ... being a man of some perspicacity, sagacity, and lust, why not put her half of a 3-day cruise ticket (double-occupancy cabins of course) in a shiny green envelope, sign it, "Mr. SURPRISE," and give her that. And of course when she opens it, be sure to stand in her line of sight and wink furiously.

Hey, man, it's JILL. Ought to be perfect, huh?

I'd suggest going to Wal-Mart and getting her one of those green gift cards. That way she'll know for damn sure that you know what's up when it comes to the finer things in life. Or, you could give her a framed picture of my butt to her and tell her that comes with all my love. Well, just part of my love, no, hell I don't even know Jill, just give her the picture and I'll send you all my love instead!


It's a good way to get your picture in the paper.

i drew an old lady who wears nasty perfume that makes me want to vomit and she asked for more.....
she's getting socks

i think Jill meant "i don't like gift cards gimmie cash"
slip a 20 down her pants



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