Here at the "keep your home secure" headquarters..we are conducting a !
Question: We need to know if your property is alarmed?
if so what is the code?
what is you address?
do you have many valuables...ie cash...big screen tv..jewelry ect?
when are you not at home?
After answering these questions we will come to your property and test the security by breaking in....dont worry its just a fake break in and we will return your possesions at a later date :)
Answers: We need to know if your property is alarmed?
if so what is the code?
what is you address?
do you have many valuables...ie cash...big screen tv..jewelry ect?
when are you not at home?
After answering these questions we will come to your property and test the security by breaking in....dont worry its just a fake break in and we will return your possesions at a later date :)
im the only nigerian in this estate go and claim your own patch ;-)
pssst...... make sure you can carry a plasma ;)
No my property isn't alarmed.
I have lots of valuables. Plenty of cash and expensive electronic presents sitting around.
I won't be home from 10 tonight until about 4 pm tomorrow.
I live under a bridge. Only thing of value is my lap top and battery pack.
Well, thanks for being sooooo darn thoughtful ! Now,... what was your question ?
Not alarmed ,No alarms needed ,My three rottweilers do that job for me.
first you tell me your name your address i need your license number social security number and a major credit card number so i can collect my things if you don't return them.
Oh.
Good.
It is nice to know that there are people who really care and are indeed interested in my home security.
Here is my address
601 E Trade St, Charlotte, NC
I will leave the front door open for you.
No need to test the code. I don't remember mine so I rarely use it.
Why bother....my neighborhood is safe.
My valuables will be found behind the big desk you will see as you walk in the front door.
Ask the nice gentleman there to show you where they are kept...he will be glad to assist you in 'taking inventory' of my valuables.
I have several fur coats and lots of jewelry.
Also lots of cash.
Again~~ask and anyone would be glad to "give you a hand".
very good ,
yes my home is security protected , the code is 007/jb1964
my address is No:1 London , you cant fail to see my house ,
if you get past the 25 armed security guards and the 20 pit-bulls , your more than welcome to take my 52inch plasma tv down the razor blade encrusted main hall
Should you choose to acept this mission , please take your own plasters so as not to get blood on my marble floor
this message will self destruct by the time i get home
thank you
You're a dead ringer for that guy who offered to road test my tyres for me last year. Damn, I miss that car!
ok mate, will be standing by with my semi-automatic, so carry on, i'm waiting
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