Would this be an issue with you if you came home?!
Question: And I was in your kitchen making dinner for you? And if you had kids, I had them at the kitchen table doing their homework and had a drink ready for you when you came home? But you had no idea who I was?
Answers: And I was in your kitchen making dinner for you? And if you had kids, I had them at the kitchen table doing their homework and had a drink ready for you when you came home? But you had no idea who I was?
Not an issue with me. My son is too old to be doing homework, so you and I would enjoy your delish dinner, polish off that bottle, call a taxi, and hit the clubs. Damn, girl we'd have so much fun, I think I might just keep you.
I'd believe in Mrs. Doubtfire, darling!
I've always wanted a wife (not in the sexual way. In the how nice it is to have a wife way)
that wouldnt happen because i dont leave my house especially without my children. i would like dinner cooked for me but not by a stranger!
sorry, but yes it would be a big problem. (for you)
id be wondering who the hell you ere and my house would be locked weather i was there or not, but yes id call the cops after you left(youd be gone as soon as i was home.)
You bet your sweet bippy it would.
But, I'd probably be speechless for a few seconds...( are my kids high school age?) I'd figure they got you if they are..
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.Little kids, I'd wonder if a neighbor did it for a surprise for me..
I'm sure you could explain and join me in a drink..
Don't worry. I'm here!
First of all I would rush back out and buy you a dozen roses. Then I would say "Honey, call the baby sitter and throw those fish sticks back in the freezer. We're going out for dinner!"
Love ya.
Hell, I would so play along,I'd kiss you,hug the kids and sit down at the table...I roll like a greasy bowling ball going down hill with a tail wind.
Well the stranger bit would scare me but the rest all sounds great!
Want my address?
Did you say you'd have my drink ready? So do you wanna make out first, or just get right down to it?
Honey, you would be quite welcome in my home any time. I'll warn you in advance about the three kids and gassy dog, but welcome any help we can get!! Only one of the kids is old enough for school so I hope you can cook and deal with little bitty rug rats, too. Mmm mmm dinner!