How would u descibe yourself in a lonely hearts add?!
Question: best one wins!!!
Answers: best one wins!!!
desperately seeking susan
Lonely 15 year old clever lad 6,3 seeks woman for homework help.
Rich man, ridiculously good looking with enormous penis and fabulous physique seeks minger.
About as true as most of the ones I've seen...
;-)
Tall, dark and devastatingly handsome and hung like a mule - all lies of course!
3"9 humperlumpa with pink vibrant hair, almost as vibrant as my personality, had a spell in an asylum until the guards were attacked by rabid dogs and i broke free to open my flea circus.. looking for a man possibly 6" so i can hit him in all the right places.
20, slave to the working world , loves to laugh at ones expence, enjoys drawing and painting in spare time, seeking a funny hansome chap.
Well i am late teens, go to the gym 3 times a week, i have a great body, i dont mind trying anything new, i love sport, and enjoy having fun nights in or going out all night long, i have completed school very successfully and looking for a woman that is beautiful and can just have fun with.
sweet,cute,charming,loving,funny
I am very happy with where I'm at right now, but would love to share life with someone who is caring, fair, interesting, has a steady job, likes to have fun, chat, watch movies, kiss and cuddle. ??
There it is!
64. Short, middle age spread is spreading. Intolerant of people who are intolerant. Opinionated. Sympathetic to moderate Muslims. Haven't met a true Christian in decades. Happily living alone. What am I doing on this site? Must have a mouse problem.
wacky, fun loving 21 year old, 5 foot 4.5 ish, with changable hair colour and bright eyes.
loves music. pigging out in front of movies and sex.
all i ask is that you are genuinely nice with a great smile and that you dont smell.
oh and you can be either sex!
Very attractive funny and sexy 29 somthing lady seeks guy 18 onwards, with a sexy mind and GSOH and respects his body, as i see the body as a temple, Omg, i stand no chance..lol
I wouldn't because their are too many Squirrels, Loons and Throwed off people out there.
Girl, 24, single but not desperate, would like to find love however, please love me!! Blonde, tall, pretty, smart.
Naughty Naughty Naughty Naughty Naughty .
Young dum and full of..............................fun!
Open minded likes food, fun & socialising.
Keen on motorsports & interweb.
Tall, muscular male, strikingly hansom. Enjoys out door sports and mountaineering in my spare time that is when not making porn films, i also enjoy jet setting around the world but when at home i settle for crazy nights out and sex packed nights in, looking for stunning sex temptress with similar interests