How can I get a job delivering newspapers window to window?!
Question: Well I see on your resume here that you've been arrested no less than 48 times for being a peeping Tom. This is good..... it means you have quite the 'window' experience we are looking for. It also says that you have a long windex finger. Another plus for our customers who hate smudge marks. Now........ the only thing that concerns me is how we can get you to also be willing to deliver to our MALE customers. You spend way too much time at each female window. *deducts points for that*
Answers: Well I see on your resume here that you've been arrested no less than 48 times for being a peeping Tom. This is good..... it means you have quite the 'window' experience we are looking for. It also says that you have a long windex finger. Another plus for our customers who hate smudge marks. Now........ the only thing that concerns me is how we can get you to also be willing to deliver to our MALE customers. You spend way too much time at each female window. *deducts points for that*