What is the funniest/ embarrasing thing that's ever happened to you? drunk o!


Question: Lets see, there are a couple (all sober)

1) I'm lactose and get gassy when I have milk, so this one guy I really liked was flirting with me and he was tickling me, so then he goes and lifts me up and starts spinning me, and he was holding me over his shoulder, and yup, I farted in his face.

2) walking down the school hallway with an entire roll of toilet paper stuck to my shoe

or there was that time I went to school with dog poop on my back because I was running to the bus and slipped on ice.

Answers: Lets see, there are a couple (all sober)

1) I'm lactose and get gassy when I have milk, so this one guy I really liked was flirting with me and he was tickling me, so then he goes and lifts me up and starts spinning me, and he was holding me over his shoulder, and yup, I farted in his face.

2) walking down the school hallway with an entire roll of toilet paper stuck to my shoe

or there was that time I went to school with dog poop on my back because I was running to the bus and slipped on ice.
I'm lactose and had tea with milk at work...later on my stomach began to hurt but i was off of work in a little while so i thought i could wait to use the bathroom... a few minutes later my riend told a joke and i laughed so hard that i sharted on myself and it was so loud that everyone heard....~! Report It

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    • getting married the first time
    Sober fell in the middle of the sidewalk...on vacation in a pot hole probably looked like i was drunk..lol
    i fell asleep on a bus and woke up with my head on a complete strangers shoulder
    do something wrong in front of ppl.o_O
    Not being able to think of some dumb assed answer to your unbelievably profound question! Is my face red or what?
    You really don't wanna know... it's kind of explicit *blush*
    Demonstrated my gymnast skills by doing a cartwheel whilst wearing a boob tube - extremely p*ssed at the time!
    ?'They're gonna put me in the movies.

    They're gonna make a big star out of me.'?

    My friends John, George and Paul went to Washington D.C.
    for our first North American tour. We had a reception at the British embassy and some guy came up to me and took a pair of scissors out and cut off a piece of my hair. LOL!


    ? 'Peace and Love' ?
    watching a lady beat up on a vending machine in friendship airport because it took her money and I laughed so hard that I wet myself , I quess the laff was on me.
    when visiting my father-in-law who is an ahlziemer patient
    my husband and mom were via for his attentions,well i don't
    feel he needs any further confusion so i turned my attentions on his rm mate.we could never get anything from him as he was always sleeping,here's my chance.mr rm mate was talking laughing kept a hold of my hand was really attentive
    it was a hoot 'til husband and mom chimed in i mean how many of us liked to be watched?the entire rec rm of comatosed people were drooling they all wished they were he that day i can tell u.i turned so red iwas purple !that was the last he spoke with us,he has since joined his wife in heaven thank god for him
    Found singing and dancing in the middle of a roundabout or so i was told i was totally out of it.

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