Which Joke is Funnier? 1st or 2nd?!
Question: I feel like Joking It Up Today....
1st Joke:
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway," she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat b itch.
Answers: I feel like Joking It Up Today....
1st Joke:
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway," she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat b itch.
the second...
lmfao...
gives u guys something to think about before you slide sumthin in a drunken stupor..lol
secnd lol!!!
lmao the 2nd one lol;)
the second one. LOL
2nd
LMAO! Joke #2 hands down.
I'm sure many guys would flip out if that were to ever happen to them.
they're both hilarious but the second one is better :)
The second one! OMG! I love it! Borrowing!!!!!!!
2nd
Numbar 2
first one, altho both made me chuckle, nice job!
i literally LOLed at the first. The second is not bad, but not my cup of tea.
Still, they deserve more than my single star.
THE SECOND ONE!!!! I laughed out loud on that one! LOOL
Second.
2nd OMG!
LOL def. the second one!
it's worth 2 chuckles that's all
not haha funny either of them