SURVEY: What should you NEVER do in the Heat of the night?!
Question: FART!!!
Answers: FART!!!
blurt out your husbands best friends name!!lol that would make things rather cold.
Crawl into bed with you and snuggle......*shivering*
j/k?
You should never drunk:
call
text
instant message
Your spouse might get mad if they find out.
Bake cookies.
MARRIED--You kill me! LMAO
Put snowballs down your significant others underwear.
Call her by the wrong name.
Fry some snacks, especially when you've been drinking.
ask "what was your name again??"
Get his or her name WRONG! LOL
Answer the phone or fall asleep.
(I don't know how anyone could do either one but I have known some people that have.)
tell someone you love them and not mean it
heat of the night or the moment?
In the heat of the night, turn off the AC
In the heat of the moment, well farts sometimes just happen, but calling another persons name is pretty bad.
call out your exs name or worse your neighbors
MO
take the covers off...never do that
Call your spouse Mr. Sidewalk.....that took a lot of explaining he finally bought my story of wanting to be walked all over and used....Whew that was a close one....I tell ya
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.