SURVEY: What would happen if Chuck Norris came face to face with The Flying Spag!
Question: They would never come face to face. God only comes up to Chuck Norris' chest!!
Answers: They would never come face to face. God only comes up to Chuck Norris' chest!!
They'd both force-feed him stale donuts.
Chuck Norris doesnt pray to god, god prays to chuck norris, and so does the flying spagetti monster.
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idk, what...?
I'm not too sure but you have one hell of a Pay-Per-View!
Chuck Norris would prolly wake up.
chuckie is goin down
FSM is in for a world of hurt.
God on the other hand...well, he might just punish Chuck for being such a bad ***.
Nah, he'd high five him for kicking the living sh*t out of so many morons that deserved it...LOL!
the spaghetti monster would be nothing but a puddle of tomato sauce, and god would run away beacause of what CN did to the spaghetti monster.
They would all join forces
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck owns IBM. It was an EXTREMELY hostile takeover.
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God and the Spaghetti Monster would resurrect Bruce Lee and Charles Bronson to kick Chuckie's *** from here until doomsday!
chuck would turn him into mush.
total global annhialation
No one can win against the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not even the mighty Chuck Norris!
he would scream like Michael Jackson and run the other way? i dunno.. lol
Parmigiana hell
well he would eat the spagetti monster but would die cause God would strike him dead
God would pay Chuck the $20 that he owes him and Chuck Norris would get spaghetti in his beard.
It would be a war between the FSM and it's pirate minions and Chuck Norris and the ninjas. Pirates>Ninjas. Pirates win. Fatality!
Have a nice Italian meal with God?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster would be toast
? ? Boom, Boom, Boom....Let's go back to my room.....so we can do it all night.......and I can make you feel right..........? ?
Sorry, you got me signing songs now.
Chuck would kick hiss asss then sleep with his wife