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Question: On a warm day, I was walking to my car when a guy in a black suit and orange wig ran over to me, and ___________.
Answers: On a warm day, I was walking to my car when a guy in a black suit and orange wig ran over to me, and ___________.
kicked me in the nuts
....drove off!!!
I was furious because the guy kept on driving.
Exploded.
gave me the finger
farted in my face
Started doing a naked wiener dance.
said, "quick, help me get out of here!"
I said hello can I help you?
.... rubbed his you-know-what up against me.
laid on the bonnet!
Asked for a ride. I said, "Hell no, freak! Keep running!" I don't pick up strangers.
kicked me in the nut$..lol
Said Trick or Treat.
...kissed me!
...called me a chinchilla!
...drove off!
...made my hair orange!
...gave me a black suit!
...hit me!
...gave me a spoon!
...told me to bring my hamster to National Bring You Hamster To Work Day!
...gave me a banana!
dad we thought you was dead, it's been 10 years.
asked for directions to the red light district
......shook his winkie!
starting screaming
PIGS PIGS PIGS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
BEEEEEP
took my car
and flashed me!!!!!
I kicked him in the gouch.
tried to get me to get a haircut. Then I took off my hat and he saw that I am bald and turned and ran away.
drop-kicked me!
handed me a check for $1,000,000,000 and said I was his long lost sister. He was the heir to a billionaire and he went crazy. BUT I STILL CASHED THAT CHECK!!!
says "I am here to reposses your soul!"
asked me on a date. I told him I was flattered, but I'm afaid of clowns and couldnt been seen with him if he insists on wearing that outfit. He thanked me for being honest, walked away sadly and went and asked a gurl 4ft away from me out. I mean the nerve, at least I felt oddly special for a minute
i noticed it was my grama
...at that moment I realized Ronald McDonald had other suits, and has a middle management position at Wal-Mart.
Gave me a red herring.
Kicked my nuts off and ran me over.