What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen or done?!
Question: I went to buy some cigarettes from the local shop and there was obviously a new girl working there. I asked for 40 (brand name) and she started to pass me 40 PACKETS off the shelf!!!
I once saw a trainee chef try to toss a pancake using a spatula and it fell down the side of the cooker.
Things I've done? My ex was a really light sleeper and he'd gone to bed early. So as not to disturb him I got undressed downstairs and went upstairs in the dark. I'd forgotten I'd left the hoover plugged in, tripped over the wires, set the hoover going and managed to turn the light on too!!! When I looked up he was stood there staring at me wondering what the hell I was doing. So much for not disturbing him!
Answers: I went to buy some cigarettes from the local shop and there was obviously a new girl working there. I asked for 40 (brand name) and she started to pass me 40 PACKETS off the shelf!!!
I once saw a trainee chef try to toss a pancake using a spatula and it fell down the side of the cooker.
Things I've done? My ex was a really light sleeper and he'd gone to bed early. So as not to disturb him I got undressed downstairs and went upstairs in the dark. I'd forgotten I'd left the hoover plugged in, tripped over the wires, set the hoover going and managed to turn the light on too!!! When I looked up he was stood there staring at me wondering what the hell I was doing. So much for not disturbing him!
Hello Christabel,
My claim to fame and dumbest thing I believe I ever did was:
Fall out of a Wessex helicopter whilst in flight. This was when I was serving in the Army
Yes, as you can see I survived.
I fell about 30ft into a completely waterlogged field. Thank God I was not knocked unconscious as the helicopter was coming down to land and could have crushed me.
I managed to roll out of its way, sat up and simply burst out laughing. I believe this prevented me from going into shock.
I escaped with nothing more than a broken left arm and of course a large dent in my ego and credibility.
I would not recommend anyone else to try it as they may not get off so lightly.
Pretty dumb don't you think (LoL)
Poseidon
The dumbest thing I've ever seen is most of the questions on YA, the dumbest thing I've ever done is signing up to the very same
dont be mean to the newbie it is really hard to get to know the smokes eg ; mild and where it is etc.
i had someone come up to the counter for cigarettes and said to me can i have a packet of cigarettes instaed of telling me which ones.
see it can go in both directions
i saw a man shaving while driving...seemed dumb
I saw a man driving an old beat-up pick-up truck that was totally covered with bumper stickers representing every right-wing slogan one could think of. Not one ounce of propaganda had managed to slip past this dolt. He was unwittingly a tool for the wealthy-elite.
The most dumbest thing I have ever seen is that terrorist in london preaching that all British soldiers should come back in body-bags and had 500.00 tax payers money in his account and no one shot the git.
The dumbest thing I have done is actually getting married to my first wife
The dumbest thing I've ever seen AND done, Was my skank ex-wife
you. XD
two girls ONE CUP
the dumbest thing ive seen is when i was at school someone spraying there arm with body spray and setting it alight, then waving at a teacher. no wonder he got suspended.....dick
my telephone wouldn't work so i tried phoning bt on it to report the fault
Thanx for making me laugh. thats funny! I can just picture it now... (heheheh) i once tried to RUN through a doorway holding a broom stick horizontally!!!
The Dumbest thing I have ever done & seen, is put this Labour Government in power, (Wadda Mistaka to Maka)
Last week I saw someone drive (not reverse, drive) straight into a tree. Not a small tree, but a bloody great big thing. And she was driving at around 15mph, so it wasn't like she couldn't stop. It made me laugh all day.
I managed to lock all my keys in my car boot - the AA couldn't get into the car and the only thing I could do was to go home and try to break in to get my spare set.
I broke the glass in the back door to reach through and take the key out to unlock the door from outside .... to find that the door wasn't locked in the first place !
Hmmm.... It's a little early for me to think, but I have a recurring issue. I tend to (about every 6-8 months) put my boxers on backwards. I only figure it out after I get to work and can't find the opening. Then I realize the draft in the back and figure it out.
About 4 days ago while dining, a person in the booth next to me asked the waitress about the price of something on the menu, which of course was printed on the menu. You know, like the price was going to magically change if she said it out loud. I thought to myself, if you have to ask the price of something, you really shouldn't be there. BTW, this was a chinese restaurant, so you know it wasn't expensive...