Are you a drunk?!
Question: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of alcohol may make yo u think you are whispering when you are not
Answers: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of alcohol may make yo u think you are whispering when you are not
NO, IM NO ALKYHOLICX I LOVE YOUS MAN
BARKEEP GET MY AMIGOS WHATEVER THEY WANT
ITS ON ME...
holla@urgirl ;P
(whips out teets)
what time is the wet teeshirt contest?
damn....
nah jk... i don't drink....
well.... interesting but im not... i mean i drink but im not a drunk
Nope completly sober
nope
I didn't think so but now I am wondering.
OMG, lol Whens the next AA meeting?
im definately not drunk
no - I'm a pothead. It can cause some of the same symptoms.
the consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
damn,i think i'm pregnant.and i'm a man!
LOLOL ???
Nope, but I do recall the days:)
no, it's 7am where i live, so hopefully i'm not drunk already this morning!
I like this. It should be stuck on the sides of bottles as a warning.
yes I AM alcoholic
Heeeeey, that resembles me....the bra and panty part for sure...
Maybe but remember that you don't know if you are normal if you have never recovered from a drinking session - don't knock until you've tried t!
Yeah it's called Partying!
whassa gooing oon abouut ... eye anmn notta gudamn drunkers
The excessive consumption of alcohol can also lead to the excessive consumption of alcohol, which can lead to the excessive consumption of alcohol, which can lead to... well, you know. That is why I no longer consume alcohol.
Yes actually I am an alcoholic but have been in recovery for 5 yrs!
no i do not drink t all. i like to be in control of what i do and say
I do most of that stuff before I have a drink.
yes,& i have experienced all of the above!
1 tequilla
2 tequilla
3 tequilla
floor!
thank god i'm not a drunk.....i got enough problems
The Conclusion is do not play with matches to start fire
as you might Explode
I run on moist electrified wires please do not bother to
Disturb the Plug.. you might get Shocked,,[HOT]