How long did it take you to fart in front of your significant other?!
Question: A few months.
And like the saying goes, "once you POP, you can't stop"
I am answering this again. I love this question. I was farting in front of my man this morning. Poor guy.
Answers: A few months.
And like the saying goes, "once you POP, you can't stop"
I am answering this again. I love this question. I was farting in front of my man this morning. Poor guy.
a long time, maybe like a yr and a half ? he didnt waste any time though.........
She did it first.
Not long. Maybe a few months?
I'm referrig to my ex.
LoL, like 3 days.. it was an accident.
Same day:) Never eat mexican food an hour or two before going out on a first date. Good thing the car windows rolled down..lol
this is the umpteenth time you've asked about farting in front of other people.....is this a fetish of yours?
HA HA! I try not to.
I'm a nasty beast, so like 25 minutes.
HA!!!! My hubby doesnt think I KNOW how to fart! he doesnt think I sweat either! And he thinks the bathroom smells like roses when Im done- its actually the air freshner- but hey- he's blonde so he fell for it! LOL
Bertha the love doll farts all the time. After a few I have to get the pump out again. Damn plastic bit*h!
Not long im a real dude if you going to be with me you must know that this sort of thing happens.. So when it did of course I wanted to be else where but since she was in the area she heard it and I just turned and looked at her like AND!
my husband farted around me on our second date. it took me about a year to do it. after nine years of being together i do not even try to hide it if i have gas i let it out.
still have to burp first..before i fart.
Ha! We were comfortable before we were even dating LOL - we were best friends for about 3 months and were fart/burp happy together (i know its gross but its funny and it not like all the time) Now 10 years later we're married and have a lovely home together and still farting away LOL xoxo
Not long after she farted during sex. I guess Buddy Love got the best of her
Not long at all, it's adds to my charm, I am also a champion belcher. When the hubs is home, I grant him the "honor" of my wonderful "dutch ovens" LOL!
She farted first, and it was during a romantic interlude.
Guess I wasn't countin',
but the first one that really counted
was on our third date.
We went to a local Indian cuisine restaurant,
and about an hour later I just couldn't hold nothin' in.
WHEW! THAT CURRIED CURSE PEELED PAINT OFF THE WALLS!
He said that's when he realised two things:
1) He was in love.
2) He had emphysema.
at least a year. And I would still not "go" if they were in the house.