What are some things you can say about your computer but not your woman or man?!
Question: It's old and out of date, I;m gettin a new one.
Answers: It's old and out of date, I;m gettin a new one.
It is always there for me
When i'm not in the mood, I can turn it off with the touch of a button
Uhm.. It has a virus??
i can hit the power button and it shuts off........
I can turn on the computer no problem!
It does not laugh at me when I am naked in front of it!
I can turn the volume off!
I can bang on it for hours and it does not tell me to stop!