Do you have any good dirty jokes?!
Question: i wont be offended... ;)
Answers: i wont be offended... ;)
I thought dirty is synonym to bad. How can you get good and dirty together?
nope
a pig jumped in the mud
What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ..
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ..
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick.
scroll down and you'll see santas kok.....
act your fvcking age, " THERE IS NO SANTA" & why do you want to see his kok for anyway, WEIRDO!
Old Joe walks into his fabvorite bar after a 6 week absence.
His friends ask wwhere he's been. He tells them not to call him Joe anymore, "Call me Mr. Lucky.' and then commences to tell them he's been in the hospital.
"In the Hospital?" His friend says. "Why would that be lucky?"
Joe syas he was caught in bed with his neighbors wife, and the husband shot his nads off.
"Wow, I don't know why you'd call youself Mr. Lucky after geting your nads shot off." said his friend.
"Oh, I'm Mr. Lucky, allright." Said Joe. "If he had found us 2 minutes sooner, he would have shot me right in the back of the head."