How do I impress a girl?!

Question: Should I play sappy love songs for her or show her terrifying monkey pictures?

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Answers: Should I play sappy love songs for her or show her terrifying monkey pictures?

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Both would be equally impressive but if you really want to impress her....... share your peach ice cream & make her feel that she's the only one you want to sit on a roof with.

Personally, I dig a guy who's into statues but that's just me

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Scratch your name on the side of her car

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Send her $500,000 cash and a new BMW.

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You're a dumb fuckin' son of a *****.

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