Should i put laxatives in Santas milk this year?!
Question: Not unless you want to have a really crappy Christmas.
Answers: Not unless you want to have a really crappy Christmas.
No, no, no. Keep him happy. He'll bring more stuff to your house next year if you treat him good this year.
I refuse to clean santa poo out of my chimney........
I already put some in yours. Where will you find the time?
if you do not want Santa to visit anymore than may I suggest you do not do that to him.
Well, did you do it last year? If so, then I would suggest anti-freeze this year... you know, just to change things up a bit.... you don't wanna be known as the guy who got Santa 2 years in a row with laxatives, do ya? Maybe you do.
And incur the wrath of every little kid in the western world?
Sure, you could take the first two or three. Maybe even four or five, but were talking about millions of little fists of fury here.