Tell me the answer....?!
Question: ...to the question, as asked by a man with a straw hat, smoking a cigar and flinging hunks of mud at you while he speaks- "Where in the HELL are my SHOES???"
Answers: ...to the question, as asked by a man with a straw hat, smoking a cigar and flinging hunks of mud at you while he speaks- "Where in the HELL are my SHOES???"
You know that's not mud.....and it's not fudge either.
They are in the Trash
YOU SO CRAZY, BABY!!!!! lol
If they were up your a** you would know!
up your ***!!!!!!!
"They ran off because you are so scary"
they are in the washing machine, they were filthy
you're wearing them dumba.ss.
Right where you damn well left them!
Nice3fishinggal: I did not run away with them...................i slunk away silenlty in the night,
your shoes are next...lol
I'm SORRY!!!
I had to sell them for a gallon of antifreeze or the kids would have starved!!
What the h** are you talking about? I don't got your shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone stole them!
they're in your coat pockets. and you got a tube sock on your head...flicking mud out of my eye...
The smurf ran away with them
Buried...where they belong!!!!
Your dog's taking a dump on them, old timer.
I apwned them.
remind him that he only has one leg, and needs to drop the empty bottle of Hennessey, hobble inside and take a shower
up your anus.
I'm sorry. I thought they were MY shoes. Here. Have them back.
Shoes!!! You had shoes?????
Wow. That sounds like an episode of COPS or Jerry Springer.
That wasn't tobacco you were chewing my man.
He left them at my front door, and I threw them in the trash. I found the butt to his stogie there too.
the shoes are under my bed
You sold them so you could buy your cigars.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
oh thats what my dog was chewing on.
THEY'RE tied around your neck, idiot!!!!!! that better be just mud or we're gonna have a problem!!!!
I saw Grandma wearing them walking home from our house Christmas Eve. Ask Rudolf.... Where the H*ll your shoes are?
I got a funeral to go to!
Somewhere safe! And if you want them back, you'd better stop throwing mud my way!!! (Are you sure that's mud? It sure doesn't smell like mud!)
"If they were up your @s s , you'd know where they were."