What would you do if you were woken from sleep....?!
Question: ....by John Madden?
"Buk! BOOM! Get up! You gotta get outta that bed and BOOM! Get them sausages going, just slap 'em in that pan and wham! Get 'em fryin' all good and greasy and stuff and cracklin' in there and sizzlin' and turn 'em over and get 'em good and brown and BOOM! eat 'em up real good!"
Of course, spit would be flying from his mouth and his cheeks would look like 14 pounds of jello swaying while he screamed at you.
Answers: ....by John Madden?
"Buk! BOOM! Get up! You gotta get outta that bed and BOOM! Get them sausages going, just slap 'em in that pan and wham! Get 'em fryin' all good and greasy and stuff and cracklin' in there and sizzlin' and turn 'em over and get 'em good and brown and BOOM! eat 'em up real good!"
Of course, spit would be flying from his mouth and his cheeks would look like 14 pounds of jello swaying while he screamed at you.
tell me wife to go back to bed
wait a sec....were you wearing pants when this happened?
LOL....I would roll over and hope that it was all a bad nightmare.... BOOM!
I would pray that he gives me a chair
meet clyde the 345 pound offensive lineman, he likes you . bam, wham, bam.
LOL. thats gross, the spit i mean... just tell him he can make them for himself if hes that hungry, but ask him what are they for.
Break out the elephant gun, it's too damn early.
I would yell back! GET YOUR AS* OUT OF MY HOUSE!
I would do something which I can not describe here but the result would be me being arrested for a most horrific first degree murder with a baseball bat.
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His neck will be broken in two places.
fly at him with both fists. don't fukk with me over meat.
Well, anyway, the sausages are being fried like I like em.
Cry and throw a temper tantrum and tell him I hate him
cover my head with the comforter
I'd just roll over and play dead.
I would think I had waaaaay too much to drink last night then pull the pillow over my head and return to sleep
Morning you nutty nut case....BOOM...get the fluck outta my room....fry your own damn sasuage
i'd wonder what I drank last night that I ended up in bed with John Madden...
AKA-47*
Lol, I would say, "what are your arms broken?"
I don't even like to be woken from my sleep by the alarm clock or the telephone. The only one permitted to wake me from my sleep is the one who's just woken up beside me and needs a bit of lovin' .....
You go this way, BOOM! John goes that way, BANG!
that is just WAY too much action for me in the morning, i cringe just thinking about it.
My monkey would take care of everything. He's good like that.
I would tell him to get the heck out of my house before I called the police on his weird rear end.
Wouldn't bother me...that's what goes on around here every day, except it's not John Madden doing the talking.
I'd bust out crying, then I'd kick his as$.
I'd be wishing it was a bad nightmare..,go into a shock blackout and shove all the sausages into his fat mouth,throwing the fry pan after him on his way outta my dang bedroom!!
BuK Dear,
What the heck do you think that thing is called that you lay your Bukin head upon; A Pillow dear!
News flash: It's not just for resting upon- It can also be used for many more much need purposes for instance:
A.) Putting over your ears, and head (As a sound barrier)
B.) Whacking some annoying sucker up side the head
Oh well, if all fails, just beat them with your frying pan, or your sausage! ;-)