I hate my boss, but he hasn't done anything illegal. How can I get him depor!
Question: Why don't you accuse him of sexual harassement tell em he grabbed your package.
Answers: Why don't you accuse him of sexual harassement tell em he grabbed your package.
Look to his past.....
Make all the fake docs and replace them with the real ones in his file.
Did you find a dead body in his trunk? for $1,000 you can...
if he hasn't done anything illegal then i don't think you'll be able to get him deported dude just go work somewhere else
Why dont you try to be a boss for a while? You think it is simple?
lol... what's wrong with you?
get a new job...
when you feel that you hate him, you could do something which might provide amusement or entertainment to yourself. otherwise, you too could make a silly face in front of the mirror. this action might let you smile again, and not feeling any hatred. this are quite effective. try 'em.
Get him drunk ship him out in a huge crate
Challenge him to a rock paper scissors tournament in which the loser self deports. Tell him he has to accept the challenge as it's customary to do so and to decline is not only illegal but very rude. Now here's where you get him. He's using rock paper or scissors, but you break out the secret weapon. Make a rock, then raise your thumb as if you are giving a "thumbs up". This is dynamite. Now, street rules say that scissors beats dynamite by cutting the fuse, but he won't know that. Tell him dynamite blows up everything and that he loses. If he doesn't buy it, call do over and use your last secret weapon, "water". I don't think I have to explain this one. You win, he deports, everybodies happy.
set him up
Accuse him of sexual harassment.