SURVEY: If you kill them with kindness, how many years of prison time should you!
Question: 69
I dunno, I just love that number
And I'm still hungry
Answers: 69
I dunno, I just love that number
And I'm still hungry
I would think you would get off on good behaviour
hahaha
suspended sentence...because you did it nicely!
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years??? Give me 10 minutes for doing a job well done.
3 it is still murder
A lifetime prison in their heart.....
Hmmm considering that the saying is usually in reference to being nice people who are total jerks . Killing them off with kindness maybe doing the world a favor. You could end up getting an award instead. lol
I deserve a life sentence! Because you have to be kind at my job because the customer is always right and even if they are rude, I just kill them with kindness! <3
eternity in heaven
Many, many ,many years....!!!!
hi none u should get slave labour for IT
None.......you should claim "self-defense"
You would get life, but the would release you for good behavior after 10min.
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It's not your fault they couldn't handle your kind s h i t.
That's a really good question, I'd have to say parole after a few months or maybe just a few spankings from the father off of wonder years
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**** LIST !!!
>> ------------------------
>>THE GHOST ****
>> The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** on the toilet paper, but
>> there's no **** in the bowl.
>>
>>THE CLEAN ****
>> The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** in the bowl, but there's
>> no **** on the toilet paper.
>>
>>THE WET ****
>> You wipe your *** fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up
>> putting toilet paper between your *** and your underwear so you don't
>>ruin
>> them with those dreadful skid marks.
>>
>>THE SECOND WAVE ****
>> This **** happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees,
>> and you suddenly realize you have to **** some more.
>>
>>THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE ****
>> Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead ****".
>> You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and
>> practically have a stroke.
>>
>>THE CORN ****
>> No explanation necessary.
>>
>>THE LINCOLN LOG ****
>> The kind of **** that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down
>> without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
>>
>>THE NOTORIUS DRINKER ****
>> The kind of **** you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
>> It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the
>> toilet bowl after you flush.
>>
>>THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD ****" ****-
>> The kind where you want to ****, but even after straining your guts out,
>> all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
>>
>>THE WET CHEEKS ****
>> Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your
>> *** so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
>>
>>THE LIQUID ****
>> That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt,
>> splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time,
>> chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
>>
>>THE MEXICAN FOOD ****
>> A class all its own.
>>
>>THE CROWD PLEASER
>> This **** is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to
>> show it to someone before flushing.
>>
>>THE MOOD ENHANCER
>> This **** occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby
>> allowing you to be your old self again.
>>
>>THE RITUAL
>> This **** occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with
>> the aid of a newspaper.
>>
>>THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS ****
>> A **** so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
>>
>>THE AFTERSHOCK ****
>> This **** has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity
>> within the next 7 hours is affected.
>>
>>THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" ****
>> This is any **** created in the presence of another person.
>>
>>THE GROANER
>> A **** so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
>>
>>THE FLOATER
>> Characterized by its floatability, this **** has been known to
>> resurface after many flushings.
>>
>>THE RANGER
>> A **** which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in
>> a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to
>> push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
>>
>>THE PHANTOM ****
>> This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to
>> putting it there.
>>
>>THE PEEK-A-BOO ****
>> Now you see it, now you don't. This **** is playing games with
>> you. Requires patience and muscle control.
>>
>>THE BOMBSHELL
>> A **** that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either
>> inappropriate to **** (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you
>> are nowhere near shitting facilities.
>>
>>THE SNAKE CHARMER
>> A long skinny **** which has managed to coil itself into a frightening
>> position - usually harmless.
>>
>>THE OLYMPIC ****
>> This **** occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive
>> event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the
>> Drinker's ****.
>>
>>THE BACK-TO-NATURE ****
>> This **** may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the
>> woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
>>
>>THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN ****
>> An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from
>> God when you actually CAN'T ****.
>>
>>PREMEDITATED ****
>> Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
>>
>>SHITZOPHERENIA
>> Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
>>
>>ENERGIZER vs DURACELL ****
>> Also known as a "Still Going" ****.
>>
>>THE POWER DUMP ****
>> The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when
>> you're done.
>>
>>THE LIQUID PLUMBER ****
>> This kind of **** is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all
>> over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log
>> ****.)
>>
>>THE SPINAL TAP ****
>> The kind of **** that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to
>> be coming out sideways.
>>
>>THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" ****
>> Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size
>> of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in
>> the rectum for some time afterwards.
>>
>>THE PORRIDGE ****
>> The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You
>> have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to
>> your butt while you sit there helpless.
>>
>>THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" ****
>> When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your
>> rectum on the way out in the morning.
>>
>>THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" ****
>> When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and
>> make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
>>
>>THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" ****
>> Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn
>> anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently
>> near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for
>> air.
>>
>>THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" ****
>> Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop
>> off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
>>