What would you be selling in front of "heaven's gates" ??!


Question: Imagine you had a "stand" for those in line to enter "Heaven".
Hot Dogs? Candies ? What ???


Answers: Imagine you had a "stand" for those in line to enter "Heaven".
Hot Dogs? Candies ? What ???

A photo booth to take pictures of the surprised faces when they find out they are headed to Hell! :)

flowers & biggest smiles just to welcome them!!

Nothing I'm there to be judged.

nothing i would rather go inside the gate

hmmm.. i dont know.. i would have to think about it..

Clean underwear

jesus rules t-shirts and little statues......

Hanna Montana tickets

Back-stage passes

fliers with a picture of Jesus so the people knew which one he was and they could buy him a beer :)

Asbestos suits for those with doubts

Lollipops and roses.

"I Went To Heaven, And All I Got Was This Sucky T-Shirt"

That kind of stand.

Binoculars, so you could see your annoying relatives who you told to go to heck.

Souvenirs from Hell.

tickets to hell!! where all the fun people ended up!


Or fake ID to get past the bouncers!!

i would like to sell the tickets of returning back to the earth......LOL

I would be selling a bottle of sole cleanse. For those of who just may have a skeleton or to or three or four or five or six or seven that we need to purge before the big life review with the boss.

I certainly wouldn't be selling passes to get into heaven, because entrance is a FREE gift , made possible by our Savior's death on the cross in our place. All we need do is accept the FREE gift of salvation by asking Him to come into our hearts and be our Lord & Savior, and therefore entrance into heaven is freely assured to all who repent & believe on Him.

Books:
what to do book when in heaven for dummies
purpose of living in heaven
etc.

"Tickets to hell" with a big signal : JUST IN CASE ........... I'm sure I will be rich in one day!!!

Jamaican beef and chicken patties.



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