Is the love between a woman and an inanimate object so wrong?!


Question: I fell in love with the scale at my doctors office today, i immediately proposed, and when i tried to take it with me, they asked me to put it down and never come back.
When i insisted it was a mutual love they bopped me upside the head with it and hogtied me with those fancy gowns.
Tell me, is it so wrong to love inanimate objects?


Answers: I fell in love with the scale at my doctors office today, i immediately proposed, and when i tried to take it with me, they asked me to put it down and never come back.
When i insisted it was a mutual love they bopped me upside the head with it and hogtied me with those fancy gowns.
Tell me, is it so wrong to love inanimate objects?

battery operated toys are inanimate, right?

Then No, its not wrong

does it vibrate or something?

i feel the same way with my computer moniter when the wife isn't home

they are just as bad as parents keeping you from your true love! I say elope-sneak in the office snatch the sucker up and run free...or well bring a dolly your "love" might be kinda awkward to run with

lol thats funny but no its not wrong at all

Not at all. I love the blender (the one in the middle) at Smoothie King. I haven't tried to steal it in a while though. Maybe I will today. Awesome!

I'll lay still if that is what you need.

The scale at my Doctors office is a liar. It says I am AT LEAST 90 lbs more than I am.

I cannot believe they tried to keep you from your true love. And they still claim to follow the Hippocratic Oath. Geesh.

The love of my life is battery operated. His name is Thor.



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