Whats the worst/funniest/idiotic thing you have done whilst drunk?!


Question: Mine was getting the phone to call my ex at like 3am, this was a long time ago now that was def the worst


Answers: Mine was getting the phone to call my ex at like 3am, this was a long time ago now that was def the worst

passed out on the sidewalk in front of the bar. Won $400 later that night playing poker. Woke up the next day, and didn't have my car, and found the $400 and thought I had sold my car the night before. It took me like 5 hours to find my car or anybody who knew anything about it. I hadn't sold it, but left it at the boat and had a friend drive me home. It was scary for a while though.

I think I slapped someone.

I peed off of an overpass while I was walking home.

I head butted some one about 5-6 years ago. I didn't even remember until I called someone the next day to ask why I had a big @$$ knot on my forehead!

Usually - I do not remember. But from what I've been told (just the other night actually) I was falling over chairs, tossed my friends shoes across the dance floor - then later threw up in this really nice hotel room.

i confessed to someone that i had feelings for them. it was a really stupid thing to do.

Well I have not done anything, but my fiance did. He got so drunk at this rave club. HE asked where the bathroom was could not find the bathroom because he was so drunk. So he just whipped out his penis and peed over the balcony into a plant. I thought it was so crazy

mine was over the weekend when we went home to visit our friends. i apparently told my fiance when we got home that i thought all his friends hated me andthought i was annoying. We have the same group of friends, thats how we met! Whats even worse is that i don't remember it and we had makeup sex after that i don't remember!!! I felt so bad, but he wasn't mad, he just laughed at me!!!!

My Boss had a party and all of us office workers were there. I had a few too many as did others there, I excused myself and went out front and puked on his front lawn. (alone), then came back inside as if nothing happened

Passed out while taking a dump....you can imagine the mess when I woke up on the bathroom floor.

Worst-Passed out and made amess of a friends bathroom floor by vomiting on it.
Funniest- I got up in front of everybody at a party and became a comic by joking with everyone in the room. So I have been told.
Idiotic- When I was 21 I believed a girl who said she was old enough. The only thing that saved me was my best friend who stopped me before we went too far when he saw us in a room alone.

ok so i know i have done some really stupid things when i've been drunk but they aren't as funny/stupid as what my friend did recently, so i'll tell his story. Ok so while totally blitzed he decides that he wants to pee off of a semi right (did i mention he's not the smartest guy?) so he gets on top of this semi and is going to pee a huge circle but before his masterpiece was complete... his drunk **** fell off. Wonder what he tells people when they ask how he broke his colar bone? haha

Hell! That's nothin'!!
I've done that a thousand times!!!!!
I could write a book about all of the "worst/funniest/idiotic" things I've done! Unfortunately, I was (usually) DRUNK! I don't remember!!! ;) ;) ;)
There was this one time....something about being kicked OUT of the "Drunk Tank" (Jail) once though....! I remember the Cop drew me a little map and told me to "come back later" when my "friends woke up"... I wanted to stay and get some sleep too!!! Instead I fell asleep in some tall grass by some train tracks and woke up COVERED in bugs and bug bites...!!! I only remember that because those bites SUCKED!!!!!! (AND because I still had the 'map' when I sobered up...) And we couldn't find where we left the car either....!

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never got drunk.....but yeah, i do idiotic things even when i am sober, like answering your questions!!

How was that one bye the way??



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