Is there a correlation between how many cats a lady owns, and the degree of her !
Question: I've noticed that when a (usually single) lady owns 4 or 5 cats, she may be just a little off-center in the head, but this eccentricity increases with the number of cats owned, up to the stark raving lunatic lady with 96 cats, two dozen of which follow her around whenever she leaves the house. Am I wrong about this trend?
Answers: I've noticed that when a (usually single) lady owns 4 or 5 cats, she may be just a little off-center in the head, but this eccentricity increases with the number of cats owned, up to the stark raving lunatic lady with 96 cats, two dozen of which follow her around whenever she leaves the house. Am I wrong about this trend?
There also could be a mathematical correlation that amounts to how many dead ones are in the fridge.
Ignore Miss Smarty pants, bro. She is obviously projecting. She is quite unhappy and confuses sex with happiness. Something she only dreams about.
No, there is a direct correlation to this. Brilliant observation. Star for you.
yep that may be true but it goes for men too
the more the nuttier.
I would think so, yes
Yes, and Is there a correlation between women wearing big hats at church and how mean they are?
um no that just means someone likes cats. my friend has like four cats and she's the sanest person i know.
I have 2 one is 10 years old, the other is 3. And no I am not crazy
No, there is no standard number to go by on this one.
I'm a lady, I'm single, I have one cat and I'm crazy as a loon. Explain that one.
I think it correlates to the degree of her loneliness.
I think at # 97 she starts to think she IS a cat!
i have 9 cats and i'm not crazy yet, but give me a few years and i might be.
yes the more cats , the crazier she or he is . know this one old man who lived near us and he was crazy and had lots of cats , maybe more than 20 at times .
In movies: no, you are not wrong; in real life: no clue.
I am not sure about that BUT I have heard that there is a direct correlation between the amount of time a guy goes without getting any "love", and how big a jerk he is .....
I am 99% sure this is a fact!
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The line between an obsession and a hobby is very fine.
A good comparison would be a friend's mother, who had an obsession with cook books. After her death, several visitors were nearly injured in the collapse of the stacks cookbooks. (We kept aspirin, bandages and whiskey close at hand and children as far away as possible.)
Some people hide OCD better than others, I guess. 96 cats are tough to hide in comparison to a 70 year old with closets full of hazardous stacks of cookbooks.
I usually think any woman living alone in an apartment with a cat is a bit off kilter, while I live alone with my dog in a house, (go figure,) and my neighbor (she's a female, living alone, with four dogs,) isn't so much off kilter as she's begun to wobble in her orbit. I periodically refer to her as "the fruit bat."
In all actuality, a cat or two isn't a bad thing. A woman surviving on handouts from the local churches as she dispenses her pension and social security and other financial aid to house and feed homeless cats is nuttier than a fruit cake. That woman belongs in a home someplace, and the jury is out on what the hell to do with the cats.
If the house routinely stinks, there's a problem. I can air out cigar, cigarette, and whiskey fumes, but that many cats is tough to cover.
Draw your own conclusion, but it sounds like the woman in question is, as brits say, right 'round the twist.
And good Lord, what did you do to piss Miss Smarty Pants off?