When the carolers outside start tearing off pieces of your house or make out in !
Question: All my vinyl siding is gone, and if those jerks aren't belting out the 4000th off-tune rendition of "Jingle Bells", they're getting it on on top of my minivan. Damn them all to hell!
Answers: All my vinyl siding is gone, and if those jerks aren't belting out the 4000th off-tune rendition of "Jingle Bells", they're getting it on on top of my minivan. Damn them all to hell!
What the f#@& ? Alek are you a Dalek or not ?
Exterminate!!!
spray them down with the hose.
tell them they don't have to go home but they can't stay there
OMG. You must live in a strange neighborhood. Sounds like a water hose is needed for these good people. But seriously, if you could record some of this destruction with a video camera, the police should be able to help you.
get him with the hose and let them freeze solid, then just put them out to the curb with the trash
Call your other daleks soldiers and EXTERMINATE THEM ALL!!!
those are singing hoodlums not carolers.
Tearing up the house? Call the insurance company
Making out? Break out the cam corder
I try to scare the Dickens out of them.
Are we dipping into the eggnog this morning, Alec....Hmmmmm?
For heaven's sake, ATD, you've got a plunger-thingy,
USE IT!!!
Um, you know you're a Dalek right?
And what are Dalek's known best for, why EXTERMINATION of course.
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My first response is to tell them to "go back to church" but then I had to stop and think where they learned this type of behavior.....hmmmm, where could we send them???
School perhaps, but then they "poison" the other students.
I give up.
Peace.
I think this is the year you should finally quit spiking the eggnog with Quaaludes......
Additionally, it's a well known fact that 2 out of every 10 carolers has "Pica"; in other words, they'll eat almost anything!
I run out without my pants on waving my cane in the air yelling, "GIT!!"
have your friend "brick" take care of them