Heard it in the 70s hope you will like it?!
Question: i wish that i was a chinese tea cup in which you take your tea and when ever you take a sip and tuch me with your lips
Answers: i wish that i was a chinese tea cup in which you take your tea and when ever you take a sip and tuch me with your lips
My one is better.
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Well, as my scottish granny used to say, .....
Awe that's nice, here's one I heard in the 70's.
I wish I was a cabbage, a cabbage cut in two,
the outer leaves I'd throw away but the heart I'd give to you.