What's the best way to get out of work?!
Question: Should I call in dead?
maybe tell them my turtle had a heart attack?
Answers: Should I call in dead?
maybe tell them my turtle had a heart attack?
Definitely the turtle one. People might take your death lightly, but NO ONE ever jokes about turtles having heart attacks.
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If it's a girl you work for, just take off your shirt, spill coffee on it w/e!
LOL, stomach flu is a good one, you know how it comes on so suddenly.
quit
There's a ton of illnesses going around at this time of year. You could say that you're coming down with the flu and want to stay in that day because you want to recover so you don't miss any more work than necessary.
Slap the boss
be like..."i dont feel like going in! kiss my a.s.s.!"
and slam the phone! (ok, push the END button really hard, since im sure you dont have an old phone...)
diarrhea, works every time
tell them someone you know had an accident ( there are many types of accidents)
Once I called into work and said that my Dad's mother passed away (she was already in the hospital) and he needed me to help him through some things with her planning. Then when she REALLY did pass away, I couldn't be there for him because, technically, she was already dead.
I would call in with a migrain or the flu. Those are short term and no one wants it!
Just don't go and tell your parents that the IRS raided your company and took your boss and you have not been able to contact him to get your pay check. So, you'll have to move back in with them. Problem solved, you'll never have to go back to work again and maybe they'll loan you some money to tide you over.
Dont be silly, they know you dont have a turtle. Make up some disease that no one knows much about. Include disgusting details like mucus and puke and frequent bathroom trips. Then you have to dry heave into the phone.
It works I promise.
i'd call in dead! my boss is way to stupid she'd probably believe it
don't ever show up
How many fictional great aunts can you kill off?
fall down
tell you them your baby is sick. I don't feel to good today, so you won't be lying.
Do what I always do. Go into work, make like you are feeling crummy. Then when nobody's looking, pour some oatmeal on the floor. Then start crying because you just "threw up". Lucky for me, my work serves oatmeal. You may want to add some carrots for authenticity.