What do u have to do to get a piece of ar$e round here lmao?!
Question: Pay good money !
Answers: Pay good money !
just do it;)
call me
You just put your lips together and blow...
Not those lips either.
You tell me???!!!
Have tools will travel!!!..lol!!
bend over?
be very flirty. :D
start a bidding war lol
just ask and you shall receive.
Call me, I may be old but I think I still have an ar$e
maybe its (big horse) because I`m a Londoner that I love London`s verticals town... .
pmsl.... i dont know chick... but there are plenty that talk through their ar$e !
London Lady, are you really horny like me. I prefer a good rogering myself. lol
show me yours and ill show you mine
Buy a round and your in.
Buy the donkey baby!
nothing
Show us a pic of your @r$e and we'll talk ;)
First is get off the computer and leave your house.
use more dollar signs
it works every time
I think it's visitation night at the prison.
nothin
you got it
Put on a skimpy , white lace outfit....some bunny slippers and cherry red lipstick....go to your front window and wave me inside!
that's all!
Go to the supermarket and buy a rump roast. USDA grade A.
I'm free ...at a price though......... a packet of hubba bubba and i'll do whatever you want...:)
..which piece do you want? lol
Sorry, i was busy. What was that u asked?
If you were here, I'd give you a royal shaging like in Austin Powers, Lady!! lol....
just ask
You know how to get ahold of me ;-)