HEY!! you... yes you... why are you following me?!?!
Question: you have a cookie stuck to you. an oatmeal cookie. it's an oatmeal cookie and it's stuck to you. please give it to me. please. i love oatmeal cookies. i hate oatmeal so please do not give me oatmeal but i do so love oatmeal cookies and there's one stuck to you.
Answers: you have a cookie stuck to you. an oatmeal cookie. it's an oatmeal cookie and it's stuck to you. please give it to me. please. i love oatmeal cookies. i hate oatmeal so please do not give me oatmeal but i do so love oatmeal cookies and there's one stuck to you.
I really don't know.
Because I am intrigued by your user pic.
cause i like you..
yes, I am.... I'm following you because you took my parking space
you smell kinda funny & im tryin to figure out what it is..
You dropped your keys! Here! *Shoves them into your hands* You're welcome!
Because I'm a ninja assassin hired to track and kill you, that's why.
you stole my cab!
I don't know ask your mom
Because your carrying KFC and I'm in the mood for chicken.
HEY!! you...yes you...there is a medication for that.
Well, I couldn't help myself! You look exactly like me! Are you my long lost twin sister? A clone of me? You've got some answering to do, sugar.
Because you asked me why I was following you.
I know it doesn't make sense but hey!
idk
You smell like a bar..... thought you would know the way!!!
because your booty is a blackhole that is sucking the life out of me!
Because you smell like cheese. I like cheese.
I thought you would want to know about the crust on the side of your lip..I guess not tho'
darn! u caught me!
do I have to have a reason for everything....