Poll: What's an excuse you should NEVER give to your boss for being late?!
Question: For you it would be that you got caught in a snow drift!
Answers: For you it would be that you got caught in a snow drift!
That you have just been plowed!
sorry im late boss,i was humpin your wife.
I was up late last night drinking....or fighting...
traffic, that is soooo played out
The dog ate my homework.
I overslept.
I was too busy to be here already, so i decided to leave an hour later.
sorry i had a job interview this morning and it ran a bit longer than expected
I was doing a sh*t.
f*ck!
Get of my back old man.
" I was late because I didn't care if I was gonna be late."
His wife wouldn't let me leave
It took me a while to shake the search dogs.
sorry boss thought i was nightshift this week !
an old lady beat me up
Your wife wouldn't let me out of bed.
I rubbed two out this morning instead of my usual one....
I had a talk with my huband...we talked about the first thing that popped up. I can't promise that it won't happen again.
I was late because there is never anything to do around here in the morning anyhow. SO I just took my time.
that you got distracted by something sparkly! =]
The hooker you took home stole your car and you had to walk!
I lost my snake and it took me forever to find him. He was under the couch, actually he was in the couch.
I was tired
Sorry, I was up watching your wife through your window all night, and I fell asleep outside of your house.
"sorry that show I had lasted all night"
That you were having sex with his wife!
you were sleeping with his/her spouse