I dont trust santa clause in my house,how do i keep him away???!
Question: i think he stole some stuff last year from me.........
Answers: i think he stole some stuff last year from me.........
be very, very naughty.
Poison his cookies and pee in his milk.
Try being naughty.
light the fireplace on christmas eve...
Strands of garlic should do the trick
Be very, very naughty!
Place a SAM site on your roof, and fix up a flamethrower job to the doors (like in home alone)
bug repellent
he is fake
are you retarded
dont leave out milk or cookies, and block your fireplace
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Adopt a Muslim. He will blow himself and Santa up. Then you will have gotten rid of 2 problems.
Be bad or you could tell him not to hand deliver your gifts that you would prefer him to mail them....good luck! Merry Christmas!
be bad!!!!
santa usually doesn't steal, so yours must be the bad claus.
shotgun booby trap the chimney.
keep being the bad little boy you are
santa claus is not real what do you think he stole
put some pitbulls in the chimney
Don't welcome him when he happened to visit your house
light up your chimney :)
Convert to Judaism.
clog the chimney...
or, just light a fire in the fireplace.
or, call up your local police department and report him as a stalker and get a restraining order. that should do the trick.
hes not real, how old are you? It's your parents. Are you 9 or something..I bet you are!
1.don't leave him any milk and cookies. He wont stop by, then.
2.meet him at the chimney with a shot gun in your hand.
light the fireplace and stay up all night watching the fireplace. try getting a burglar alarm lmao ^-^
Cook deer meat or make der jerky all night i bet he aint gonna come then ...........LOL
Put a sign on the Chimney: Don't bother us, we're Jews!
If you don't want Santa Clause to come to your house, just join another cult. He only visits Christians' houses.
dont leave any mince pies or baileys
heyah
Santa doesn't steal!!!
LoooL
merry Xmas
Happy 2008 =]=]=]
stay up all night with a shotgun.
Lite a roaring fire in the fireplace or invite Richard Simmons over to discuse weight loss with Santa. Do both just in case.