What do you call your spouse?!
Question: darling, honey,sweetheart,hubby,sweetie etc,
or by their name?
Answers: darling, honey,sweetheart,hubby,sweetie etc,
or by their name?
I call my husband Penis Breath. He doesn't like it though. But he calls me retard.
Bub
times like this i wish i wasnt single... i could give an answer if i had somebody... :(
Jeff Colin and he calls me Jeff Colin or Betty depending on his mood.
honey
Dckhead.......He hated it in the beginning but grew to like it over the years.
The invisible man! Lol
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.
She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this is?"
A little girl raised her hand. "Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?" "It's a cow, teacher." "Very good, Janie," said the teacher.
Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class.
Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"
Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, - "ooh, ooh!, I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"
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Need I say more!!!!!?????