Fudgey Lumpcakes: What's the best way to calm ones nerves after a shouting m!
Question: I don't want to smoke up all my cigarettes...
Answers: I don't want to smoke up all my cigarettes...
Irish whiskey and physical violence usually works pretty good for me!
take deep breaths.
Yogic breathing
A nice joint!!!
Aw, you need me to come kick someone's ***? I will if you want.
Come, come to the dark side young one. A joint should help.
Smoke a spliff and pour yourself a glass of wine.
find some catnip and inhale deeply
i'll splash a bucket of.....
.........ice cold water on your face.....
....that'll do the job....
Doing as many push-ups as you can.
I find a plate of piping-hot fudgey lumpcakes works wonders.
Have a glass of wine and some hugs from me
Beating your opponent from the shouting match with a golf club....
...so they say.....
EDIT- Ah, so beating the kid is a no-go. In this case, I'd just find a random person on the street. A few good wallops and you should feel fine.
A few deep breaths, a nice hot soak in the tub, and some Mackinac Island Fudge ice cream. Well, that's what is in my freezer now, anyway.
It's too early to start drinking!
The old fashioned way:
- Yoga
- Meditation
and ...
- lots of hard liquor ..... :)
xoxox
AHA !! Don;t taste me !! you might get wormed out !!
Mega glasses of wine!! (((hugs))) Hope you're feeling better soon!
lock the beast in the closet , don't forget the duct tape. Once this is complete you're ready to party.
Wild ,crazy, clawin, bitin, loud screaming sex is always a cure too.
Have a couple of shots or a beer. Or take it out on the trolls here on Y!A.
I usually find that a decent dose of solitude is required in these situations.