What is a good car trouble excuse for missing work?!


Question: Tell them you got caught up in the back seat. An excellent chav excuse.


Answers: Tell them you got caught up in the back seat. An excellent chav excuse.

Tell them your car is overheating and you have to go get the radiator looked at??

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The radiator is an integral part of the cooling system ..... it holds the water to keep the engine at operating temperature, specified by the manufacturer for optimum fuel economy and performance. if the radiator is leaking the car will keep overheating.

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Flat battery

TWO flat tires. If you claim only one, they sould suggest using the spare.

brake problem

you aint got one !

you got lost?

That is had babies and you had to take it to the vet.

Somebody slashed tyre?
Flat battery?
Somebody has knocked your wing mirror off?

Nothing too major so it can be 'quickly fixed'

flat tire and you can't afford to fix it cuz you spent all your money on others for christmas.

or the radiator...but not sure what that does.

I'm too drunk to drive

That you were too drunk to drive.

the cerpentine belt snapped. when that happens your not suppose to move your car because it can over heat and you also lose power steering and such. its an easy fix for a car guy to return to work tomorrow if your looking for a one day excuse.

it won't start. it's worked many times for me. that said it was my own fault for buying cars from the junkheap. first a Nova then a Capri

"My car crashed into a load of people waiting at the bus stop and I had to wait for the police."

That you dont have one, but if you did you would have been in on time

Someone pinched your wheels.

Won't Start!!!!OOPPS vaccum line off - free to fix if you know how.

You parked it at Tesco and can't find it......!

someone nicked it.the police have found it and you have to go and get it cos it's in someones garden

Your brake pads have slipped and you cant move the car!
(that actually happened to me once! It was a peugeot 205!)

My car took me to the beach instead of the office.

It has a mind of it's own.

Sorry, but there is no good excuse for lying. Tell the truth, and don't let yourself ever get into a situation where you have to make up excuses because you're late.

Employers are very wise to the "my car had trouble" excuse. That's why employers ask if you have reliable transportation to work. That way, you cannot use the "my car had trouble" excuse.

i'm out of gas

well being a delivery driver for a kebab shop I have to use my car. I was running late once and told them someone had parked across my drive and I didn't know what house they were in. I said I couldn't get my car out!!!!!!!!

Just tell them to take this job and shove it ! Become a hippie. Hug a tree. And never lie again.

You could tell 'em the breakdown man said "You got sh_t in the carburettor", and you spent all day trying, but without success.

That your oil light is on and you are scared to drive it until the garage checks it out. I have used that one this year.

Tell them that your car ran away as it was unhappy, cause you had not washed it.

Tell them because you're overworked your windows are filthy and you can't see.

the fuel pressure sensor is corrupt which means the car is losing power when driving and sometimes cuts out which could be extremely hazardous



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