Christmas stress relief that works?!
Question: My doctor proclaimed to me that the way to achieve inner peace on the run up to Christmas is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vokda, a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Cheseescke an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece. I really Luvv you all. xxx kitti xxx
MELLY CHRUSTMIS xx
ps do yoou fink my doctor woz write!!!!!!!!!!!
Answers: My doctor proclaimed to me that the way to achieve inner peace on the run up to Christmas is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vokda, a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Cheseescke an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece. I really Luvv you all. xxx kitti xxx
MELLY CHRUSTMIS xx
ps do yoou fink my doctor woz write!!!!!!!!!!!
you left out furious masturbation......
yes he is.
need any help finishing anything else.
Very good!!! im going to try that when i get home from work!!! x x
Yes, absdolutley, because with all the booze and the Valium and Prozac you'll have no more Christmas stress - you'll sleep through it all, lucky you!
that monkey still needs spanking
roflmfao nice one Kitti thats a good en lol xxxxx